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November 2008
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1. Take a few nips before you
get to the table. You'd be
surprised how many places you can
find in your parents' house to
sneak a drink. Hell, your mom's
been doing it for years.
2. Wild Turkey is a gentleman's
drink. Don't forget to share with
grandma. Alternately, you can
share with any "available" friends
your siblings may have brought
home for the holiday. In a pinch,
attractive cousins at least
twice-removed are acceptable -
they're called "kissing cousins"
for a reason.
3. Bring your bottle to the table.
There's no reason to interrupt
your Turkey consumption while
people are stuffing themselves
with bird. If your family doesn't
approve, put it in a gravy boat
and tell everyone it's vegetarian
dipping sauce...it'll be all yours.
4. Swish the bourbon in your
mouth during and between bites.
This is a way to try to rehydrate
the dry, overcooked turkey, if
necessary. It will most likely be
necessary.
5. Don't forget dessert! The Wild
Turkey website says the taste of
their bourbon "...is an American
classic with caramel and vanilla
and notes of honey and oranges.
The finish is very long, rich and
full-bodied, powerful, yet
soothing." If Wild Turkey's not a
perfect after-Thanksgiving-dinner
drink, we don't know what is.
6. Try to pass out right after
dinner. This works well with the
101 proof variety. If you play
your cards right, you'll be off in
tryptophan and bourbon-induced
slumber behind a potted plant well
before your uncles start
unbuttoning their pants to make
room for seconds.
get to the table. You'd be
surprised how many places you can
find in your parents' house to
sneak a drink. Hell, your mom's
been doing it for years.
2. Wild Turkey is a gentleman's
drink. Don't forget to share with
grandma. Alternately, you can
share with any "available" friends
your siblings may have brought
home for the holiday. In a pinch,
attractive cousins at least
twice-removed are acceptable -
they're called "kissing cousins"
for a reason.
3. Bring your bottle to the table.
There's no reason to interrupt
your Turkey consumption while
people are stuffing themselves
with bird. If your family doesn't
approve, put it in a gravy boat
and tell everyone it's vegetarian
dipping sauce...it'll be all yours.
4. Swish the bourbon in your
mouth during and between bites.
This is a way to try to rehydrate
the dry, overcooked turkey, if
necessary. It will most likely be
necessary.
5. Don't forget dessert! The Wild
Turkey website says the taste of
their bourbon "...is an American
classic with caramel and vanilla
and notes of honey and oranges.
The finish is very long, rich and
full-bodied, powerful, yet
soothing." If Wild Turkey's not a
perfect after-Thanksgiving-dinner
drink, we don't know what is.
6. Try to pass out right after
dinner. This works well with the
101 proof variety. If you play
your cards right, you'll be off in
tryptophan and bourbon-induced
slumber behind a potted plant well
before your uncles start
unbuttoning their pants to make
room for seconds.
Hash the Vote & celebrate the end
of the endless campaigns! Start:
Pumphouse 6:30PM Afters: some
big screen where we can watch the
final polls the only decent way
there is - with plenty of Beer!
Veteran's Day Hash, Nov. 11
Wear your Patriotic finest and
raise a glass to our Armed Forces.
of the endless campaigns! Start:
Pumphouse 6:30PM Afters: some
big screen where we can watch the
final polls the only decent way
there is - with plenty of Beer!
Veteran's Day Hash, Nov. 11
Wear your Patriotic finest and
raise a glass to our Armed Forces.
| Thank you to all the many hashers who answered the call. |
Come remember
who started it all.
Pilgrim & Indians
Goyfat Nov. 25
Be sure to
acessorize!
who started it all.
Pilgrim & Indians
Goyfat Nov. 25
Be sure to
acessorize!
Nov. 29
Tired of Turkey? Have some
refreshing Wild Turkey instead
at the No More Leftovers Hash
Tired of Turkey? Have some
refreshing Wild Turkey instead
at the No More Leftovers Hash
| Liquor Snob Wild Turkey Tips for Thanksgiving |